Joke Break !
'Hello, is this the St Johns Police?'
'Yes. What can I do for you?'
'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Jack Murphy...He's hidin' Marijuana inside his firewood!
Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there..' 'I just know it!!'
'Thank you very much for the call, sir. We will look right into that tip. '
The next day, six St Johns Police Officers descend on Jack's house. They Search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes,
they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Jack and leave as they found nothing.
Shortly, the phone rings at Jack's house.
'Hey, Jack! This here's Floyd....Did the Police come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep!'
'Happy Birthday, buddy!'
Newfies know how to get'er done!!
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